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fckndaniel:

Lil Rob - Summer Nights

(Source: misterkhanh, via itsssalyssa)


using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now

(Source: hans--moleman, via malliesokia)

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via small--eyes)

A man: I want happiness.
Buddha: First remove "I", that's ego, then remove "want", that's desire. See? Now you are left with happiness.

um

i thought your eyeliner was supposed to make you look better, not worse.

supjerbear:

Constant failure killed the optimist.

(via herpderp-krista)

wow

why are some people so cool and nice when they talk to me but they do annoying stupid things that irritate me so much. why cant you just pick one, liking you would be so much easier.